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Gossip Slife here. Your one and only source for hilarious recaps of The CW’s trashy teen soap, Gossip Girl. So, this week’s episode was as fun and frilly a romp as the pink-themed Breast Cancer party being thrown at Lily van der Woodsen’s fab manse. Blair’s Euro-trash prince Louis was in town, Cinderella slipper in tow, trying to covertly woo the panties off of Blair – and succeeding! Unfortunately, everyone seemed to be conspiring against them…

Shoe-la-la! It’s quite the Cinderfella story!

As Blair gets ready for a sneaky, little date with Louis, we learn from Dorota that “Miss Lily” has been sentenced to house arrest rather than prison. Thank gawd! Orange is SO not her color! Cut to Lily trying desperately to find shoes and dresses that hide (or atleast flatter) her latest accessory: a SCRAM bracelet. Take it from Lindsay Lohan, sweetie: nothing’s gonna help!

What? She couldn’t get a Judith Lieber diamond-encrusted SCRAM bracelet?

PS, don’t think us viewers didn’t notice the sea of GILT.com bag, boxes, logos surrounding Lily. Or the fact that she was casually perusing their website! LAME product placement! Lily would NEVER do online shopping, even if she WAS under arrest. She’d have personal shoppers bring the goods to her! And she’d ALWAYS pay full price. GILT is more of a Manessa thing.

Shoe the hell shops on GILT?! Ok, I do! Guilty!!

Over in Brooklyn, Dan tells Roofus that he was hired by some Paris mag (random!) to write some stalker puff piece on Prince Louis’ visit to NYC (convenient!). Dan feels weird about it, but Roofus thinks it’s a great opportunity.

Blair is excited for her date with Louis, but he tells her that he’d rather keep a low profile while in town, so she’s forced to change her itinerary to a few more discreet locations. (Read: trendy, hipster dive spots that she would normally never be caught dead in.) Minion 1 and Minion 2 want all the deets on her mysterious new lover, and when Blair decides to keep mum, they channel their frustration by using Gossip Girl to dig up the dirt!

Unpretty in Pink.

Slutina enlists Charlie’s help to troll through Gossip Girl’s archives to see if there’s any credence to Manessa’s voicemail claiming that Dan and Blair kissed and might be having a secret affair. Charlie’s suspicions are aroused by a roadtrip to Cornwall (that was a great ep!) and a trip to the French cinema (adores!) but Slutina makes excuses for that. Unfortch, they stumble upon Penelope’s “anonymous” GG blast that Blair is headed for a secret rendezvous, and suddenly, her nostrils are flaring! Yet another “hilarious” case of mistaken identity!

Dan spots Louis heading into some local shop named Veselka, so he strolls in after him. Unfortch, Charlie is stalking DAN, and reporting back to Slutina via phone. And natch, when Blair pulls up in her towncar and slinks into Veselka as well, Charlie reports back to Slutina that she MUST in fact be hooking up with Dan! UGHHHH!!

Annoying brat!

Blair is super annoyed to spot Dan inside Velseka, and tells him to leave asap! Dan agrees, but not before he spots Blair with Louis, and feels some very obvious pangs of jealousy. Dan slinks out, and Charlie’s too busy spreading the wrong goss to Slutina to notice!

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t’s Serena versus Blair once again on Monday’s episode of Gossip Girl, and this time, Serena’s doing all the scheming! Upon witnessing a kiss between Blair and Dan via Gossip Girl, Serena (at right in a Rachel Gilbert shirt and Vince jeggings) is determined to sabotage Blair and her royal love interest, Louis. In other Upper East Side news, newcomer Charlie befriends Vanessa who may or may not have a hidden scheme of her own. Tune in Monday, May 2nd at 9/8c to get your weekly dose of drama and click through the gallery to see more looks from the episode!

Gossip Girl: New Girl Kaylee DeFer’s Style Secrets
Serena’s long-lost cousin Charlie, played by actress Kaylee DeFer (shown). So, what kind of style can she bring to the fashion obsessed show? We caught up with the CW newcomer to find out. Defer told us that while Charlie goes for nudes and earth tones, she favors things more casual. “I like to have something a little outrageous, a little shock factor,” the actress explained of her look. So what’s her signature accessory? “My fiancée and I go to flea markets and find vintage glasses frames and restore them. We know this girl in L.A. who makes sunglasses out of them.” Click through the gallery for more of DeFer’s fashion secrets, including her favorite scents, go-to manicure, and the spring silhouettes she loves.
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Yesterday, we were thrilled to hear that the network renewed Gossip Girl, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, AND 90210!

Now, we've got some more exciting new from the network: Former ABC Studios chief Mark Pedowitz has been named the new president of The CW!

Well Mark, given your network's EXCELLENT show renewal choices, you've definitely got our support!

Best of luck, Mr. Pedowitz, and congratulations on the exciting new gig!
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So what sort of impact is this moment going to have on the rest of the season? Speaking to E! News in a new interview, executive producer Josh Safran talked about whether or not we can identify this situation as abuse or just a situation that got a little too violent:

"The way we viewed it, I think it's very clear that Blair is not afraid in those moments, for herself. They have a volatile relationship, they always have, but I do not believe—or I should say we do not believe—that it is abuse when it's the two of them. Chuck does not try to hurt Blair. He punches the glass because he has rage, but he has never, and will never, hurt Blair. He knows it and she knows it, and I feel it's very important to know that she is not scared—if anything, she is scared for Chuck—and what he might do to himself, but she is never afraid of what he might do to her. Leighton and I were very clear about that."
Blair still has two potential suitors to choose from even if things with Chuck are gone for the time being -- royalty or the businessman (in Dan).

What do you want to see happen for Blair over the rest of this season?

"The Princesses and the Frog" featured two marriage proposals, an apparent murder, a domestic dispute, a possibly psychotic blonde and more backstabbing than outfit changes - not only unusual for an average episode of Gossip Girl, but also starting to sound more like a daytime soap.

We Are All On Drugs

Chuck's downward spiral persists, which is apparent by the ominously tilted camera angle each time it shows him (and the fact that his beard is sprouting at rapid speeds). Not only stewing about the possibility that his father murdered Avery Thorpe, Chuck is also troubled by the amount of headlines Blair and Louis have been making thanks to their fairytale romance. Nate, sick of having to deal with Chuck's on-again off-again alcoholism/coke-addiction, as well as having to hide information from Raina, tells Chuck that Blair's better off with Prince Louis. Feeling threatened (especially once he hears that Louis is preparing to pick a fiancee), Chuck decides to finally fight for the love of his life ... except, he shows up at Louis' soiree as intoxicated as ever.

Candy Land Wedding

As Chuck prepares to intercept Louis' proposal with one of his own, Serena also does her part in breaking up Blair and Louis, first by alerting Louis' mother, and second by actually sending her scans from the Gossip Girl website, showcasing Blair's lengthy list of scandals and misdeeds. (Serena's plots do always work best when she's playing tattle-tale with a parent - in fact, that's the only time her plots work.) Once she sees how truly happy Blair and Louis are, however, Serena decides to support them... only to have Blair admit that she knows Serena was behind the entire thing. Looks like these frienemies won't be working things out any time soon.

Do Blair and Louis really belong together? Who should she really be with?

Don't Hesitate to Hate

Meanwhile, as most of the characters decide to play caricatures of themselves, the new girl Charlie finally chooses to let a bit of her psycho side shine through. Despite the fact that Vanessa vows to help Charlie win Dan's heart (instead of that snobby Blair or pesky Serena), Charlie makes Vanessa look like the villain just so that Dan can come to Charlie's rescue and loathe Vanessa all the more. Oh, the things New Yorkers will do to score a date with ... Dan Humphrey. Of all the unbelievable things that happened this week, the fact that so many girls are still paying so much attention to Dan is what's most baffling to me.

When Dreams Become Nightmares

After making a fool of himself, Blair and basically all of New York, Chuck drunkenly stumbles out of the party, leaving an opening for Louis to slip his (much bigger) ring on Blair's finger. Then, for whatever reason, Blair decides to go tell Chuck in person that she and Louis are engaged. Chuck retaliates by smashing some glass, cutting Blair up a bit -- you know, the usual process when you're trying to win back an old lover. He then wallows in more alcohol and self-pity while Nate finally tells Raina that her mother is dead, and also that he'd rather keep sleeping with her than remain friends with Chuck. Raina calls the ever-reliable Jack Bass in an attempt to get revenge on Chuck (which isn't really necessary, seeing as Raina's mother obviously committed suicide and was, in fact, not murdered)...

With all this melodrama, who do you think will have the last laugh by season's end? Will Blair really go through with her proposal to Louis? Will she patch things up with Serena? Will Chuck decide to stop acting like scum? Sound off in the comments below!

Gossip Girl Recap: Everyone Knows That With Princes Things Escalate Quickly

Last week, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, married a woman he met ten years ago. This week on Gossip Girl, Blair got engaged to a prince she has spent approximately ten days with. Will she and her handsome, lispy prince really ride off into the sunset for a lifetime of macarons and "negotiating peace in the Sudan"? Or was Nate right when he predicted that, "she won't end up with him, we all know that," and her true fate is to spend the rest of her adult life ministering to the unshaven, rapey prince of darkness here in New York? Blair is only 20 years old, and in real life, it's too soon to consider those types of things. But Gossip Girl, of course, is not real life. We break it down in our weekly reality index.

Realer Than a Problem That a Bottle of Blue and the Dancers From Spider-man Can’t Solve:
• The fact that Blair, formerly known as Queen B, is dating a prince, is not lost on Gossip Girl — just as the fact that Kate Middleton chose an Alexander McQueen gown is not lost on us. Plus 5.
• Blair has a crystal monogrammed rotary phone? Plus 2, because only Dorota could have thought of that.
• Blair, to Serena: “I thought you were sleeping at your mother’s house.”
Serena: “I did, and as it’s two o’clock, I started my day several hours ago.” Aw, we’d almost deduct points for this patently false claim that Serena has things to wake up for — but then we remember that the only thing that really gets these people out of bed is revenge. Plus 2.
• Blair, again to Serena: “Well, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a tart in my room that I’d rather attend to.” Plus 1.
• Yes, Prince Albert has no legitimate children. Of course Blair would know this. Plus 1.
• For Louis, Blair went to an “actual sports bar.” And she’s then going to go to church to be photographed being pious in a pillbox hat. Plus 5, because she will without doubt orgasm in that church, wearing that pillbox hat.
• Rufus has sunk so low that he is watching Downton Abbey with Lily and making her crumpets. Plus 5 (and also, no dis on DA!).
• Rufus doesn’t yet know why, but he already knows to warn Dan to “be careful” of Charlie. Plus 3. (Maybe it’s because every girl Dan has ever dated has either been a crazy celebrity, a crazy hippy, a crazy socialite, or just a crazy?)
• Nate to Chuck: “It’s four o’clock, it’s smoking-jacket hour. Why are you still in your robes?” Plus 2, because, aw, Nate and Chuck’s bromance is so close he knows Chuck’s couture o’clocks. (Come to think of it, how much more loyal are they than Serena and Blair? Plus an additional 4, because feminine men are so much more easy to get along with than feminine females. This is Intel Chris writing this.)
• Dan to Charlie: “Enthusiasm is great.” For this line alone, we forgive her for the ultimate insane, dark turn she is about to make in his direction. Plus 2.
• Louis: “[My secret] may be too much.”
Blair: “Too much is just the right amount. Is it something I need a bikini for?.” Plus 1
• Eric can recognize his sister’s fake enthusiasm, because it sounds like Jenny just before she put gum in a girl’s hair. Plus 3 for reminding us that all of these people are children.
• Plus 1 for Blair’s pearl-cluster necklace.
• Dorota, on Charlene Wittstock: “I call her ‘fish stock.’ Not nice.” Plus 1. Also plus 1 for Blair’s helpless grin when Dorota mentions the possibility of her actually getting engaged to Louis.
• Rufus has “lucky Dr. Martens.” Plus 2. (Although those are suspiciously un-worn-in Docs if they’re supposed to be from the early nineties).
• Chuck looks terrible with facial hair. Plus 1, because that’s how we know he’s falling apart for REAL this time. Also the fact that the camera is shot from a tilted angle every time he’s onscreen.
• When Blair thinks Louis lied to her, Dorota offers to send Vanya over to "do some Eastern European damage." Realism or racial caricature? He did get Georgina on that flight to Moscow that time ... but then this episode is also called, "The Princess and the Frog," so no points.
• Nate covers up his emotions by talking about sports. Plus 1.
Total: 40

Faker Than the Princess of Monaco "Negotiating Peace in the Sudan"
• Instead of running after Blair to explain that he's not getting married right away, he allows her to torment herself for a good fifteen minutes while he runs out to buy what look like deli flowers. Minus 2.
• The New York Post would never have that many words on the cover — nor would they move a prince and a socialite to only half the page to make room for an immigrant rally. It’s not the News. Minus 3. The "Page Six" layout is also totally fake, but the headline “C’est La B" is pretty genius, so, wash on that. (But still, why is Chuck reading three separate copies of the Post?)
• Blair self-consciously looks at her bare ring finger on her left hand when she mentions how “quickly” things move with princes. Come on, even she wouldn’t see that coming so soon. Minus 2, because that would be RIDICULOUS.
• Louis is not Prince Albert’s next male nephew, nor as such would he be next in line for the throne. Princess Caroline is next in line for the throne, and after her, her equally dashing son Andrea Casiraghi. Minus 10.
• Blair: “I’m sure his parents have their hearts set on an empire-expanding union with a hapless Habsburg.” Um, Blair. “Empires” aren’t expanded by marriages anymore. And there really aren’t any Habsburgs anymore, either. Minus 10.
• Aw, it’s so cute how the Monégasque Embassy is in the Ukrainian Institute of America on Fifth Avenue! Minus 10.
• Okay, as much as this show has tried to teach us that nobody can be trusted and any friend will turn on another at the drop of the hat, we really don’t believe that Serena would go so far out of her way to ruin Blair’s chance to be a princess just because Blair once kissed Dan (whom Serena isn’t dating and is related to). It just doesn’t make sense. How many times is Pippa Middleton getting laid right now? Proximity to princesses is a blessing for all! Minus 5.
• And, wait, sorry. There is no way that an actual princess would fly in ten potential brides for her son just so he could “assume his rightful place” as an heir. What is this, the Princess Diaries? Minus 100, and don’t answer that. Some of those ladies must have had plans.
• Rufus’s new band is named “Panic”? No. This is a new indie band. It would be named something tragic like “I Can’t Go On, I’ll Go On.” Minus 4. (And minus four for you, readers, if you get that reference.)
• No one would actually read a book called Mr. Right in Front of You, with chapters called “How to Go From Best Friends to Boyfriends.” No one who has a crazy, seemingly photographic memory of every social detail ever uttered in front of her, that is. Those people go the stalker route, not the subtle route. Minus 5 for Charlie.
• Wait, Gossip Girl’s chronicling of Blair’s ridiculous social life is helping Blair? All the other European girls have Heat and OK and Grazia to contend with — it’s not like they’ve been living in obscurity. Minus 4.
• Even Blair would know better than to say “I can be the next Grace Kelly” to someone who is apparently Grace Kelly’s daughter. Minus 10.
• With the exception of Princess Sophie and her son, everyone on the Grimaldi family tree produced by Dorota appears accurate, so we won’t deduct any points. But the coat of arms on it is completely made up, so Minus 5.
• Blair: “We should send out change-of-address cards because I’m moving to cloud nine.” Minus 4. And she really thinks as a princess of Monaco she will be negotiating peace in the Sudan? Minus another 4, because what happened to independent Blair, who knew “up” from “up her own ass”?
• There is a Princess Maha from Thailand, but she doesn’t look ,like that. Minus 2. Meanwhile, there isn’t a Princess Lucy of Bavaria, or any of those other girls. And how would these women have assembled at a day’s notice anyway? Minus 50.
• Dan agrees to let Charlie cook for his dad's important business meeting? No. Minus 5.
• Minus 1 for the queen smiling a little when Blair quipped that she'd be the "next Grace Kelly." Please. Can't be the first time she's heard that one.
• Also, on an unrelated note, minus 1 for Blair’s Jheri curls at that party.
• People who walk into other people's homes unannounced this episode: Louis, into Blair's. The Queen, into Blair's. Anthony Tyler, into Chuck's. Blair, into Chuck's. Minus 3, not because we're complaining about the lack of security in these fancy buildings, because we're way past that, but because it just occurred to us how weird it is that everyone is always fully dressed and/or never peeing with the bathroom door open when this happens.
• Vanessa is going to "get out of everyone's hair" by doing a study abroad next semester. Until then, she'll apparently literally be IN THEIR HAIR, listening to the secrets whooshing around in their head. Minus 2 for her failing to inform Blair about Serena's sabotage.
• Incidentally, does anyone go to classes anymore? Minus 5.
• Wait, we're still stuck on this. How is learning that your mother died while still loving you so much worse than learning that she abandoned you out of cruel heartlessness? Minus 2.
• Also, we're sorry to say that the main thing that struck us about Chuck's big domestic-violence scene was that that apartment would honestly never have a wall made of glass cubes. Minus 3. So eighties.

Total: 247

Unsurprisingly, the episode featuring an engagement between educated people who aren't old enough to purchase alcohol in the U.S. fell on the side of unrealistic. They could make it up in the coming weeks: Broken engagements featuring disputes over large canary diamonds are so Upper East Side.

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и как я поняла, самая рейтинговая серия номер 10, Gaslit. почему, интересно

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