Serena: Oh, I can’t believe Blair won.
Dan: Yeah, who voted for her?
Chuck: Me, about 150 times. I wasn’t putting the Nelly Yuki Ballots in, I was taking them out.
Serena: But what about what she said you did to her limo, hotel, and her corsage?
Chuck: The dress looks better without it.
-hands key to Serena-
Give this to her, It’s to the pent house of the plaza. You didn’t think you were the only one who knew about the scrapbook did you?
Serena: … Chuck, I can’t believe i’m saying this, but that was really sweet.
Chuck: I just wanted to make sure she had the perfect night.

Blair: Look down deep, into the soul I know you have, and tell me if what you feel for me is real, or if it’s just a game. If it’s real, we’ll figure it out, all of us. But if it’s not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It’s just a game, I hate to lose. You’re free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because, I love her. But I can’t make her happy.

Blair: Aren’t you bored already? I can’t avoid Nate forever.
Chuck: I didn’t say forever. Just until the sight of the two of you together doesn’t turn my stomach.
Blair: And when will that be?
Chuck: Only time will tell, I’m afraid. So unless you want dear Nathaniel to know how you lost your virginity with me in the back of a moving vehicle, I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair: Isn’t there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.