Ain't karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is. I think it's not wise taking relationship advice from someone in a fake relationship. Call me crazy. Unlike the rest of us sex, lies and scandal never take a vacation. Instead they take the Long Island Express way and head east, to the Hamptons. A cute lifeguard is like a Kleenex: use once and throw away.. I wasn't aware that robots get jealous. Did they update your software while I was away? Well, Nathaniel, you have a choice: under the bed or out of the window. - "How well do you know Blair Waldorf" is kinda boring for those of us who know Blair Waldorf. - And kind of transparent. - You don't go to the White Party? Pretty girls in white dresses? - Unless there's a sprinkler I don't care. You know how hard it is to get a good fake boyfriend on short notice?! Do some research, Junior. I'm in the mood to be right. He's got a P.I. on speed-dial! I know that face. That face is not your friend. - Chuck is an awful person. He does terrible things, he uses people! - And you think you're any different? - I bet you don't really like me at all. - No, not really. You're kinda boring. Oh no, let me guess. You can explain.
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