Ain't karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is. I think it's not wise taking relationship advice from someone in a fake relationship. Call me crazy.
Unlike the rest of us sex, lies and scandal never take a vacation. Instead they take the Long Island Express way and head east, to the Hamptons.
A cute lifeguard is like a Kleenex: use once and throw away..
I wasn't aware that robots get jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Well, Nathaniel, you have a choice: under the bed or out of the window.
- "How well do you know Blair Waldorf" is kinda boring for those of us who know Blair Waldorf.
- And kind of transparent.
- You don't go to the White Party? Pretty girls in white dresses?
- Unless there's a sprinkler I don't care.
You know how hard it is to get a good fake boyfriend on short notice?!
Do some research, Junior. I'm in the mood to be right.
He's got a P.I. on speed-dial!
I know that face. That face is not your friend.
- Chuck is an awful person. He does terrible things, he uses people!
- And you think you're any different?
- I bet you don't really like me at all.
- No, not really. You're kinda boring.
Oh no, let me guess. You can explain.