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| Bronze | Дата: Четверг, 01.03.2012, 02:15 | Сообщение # 301 |
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CW Released New Gossip Girl Episode 18,Season 5 Spoilers & Clips
CW released new Gossip Girl episode 18,season 5 spoilers & clips. Earlier today,CW dropped the new sneak peek,clip (below) for their upcoming “Gossip Girl” episode 18,and it looks pretty drama-filled and interesting as Dan and Blair’s sex life isn’t as exciting as they thought it would be.
The episode is called, “Con-Heir.” The show is also going on a one month hiatus,so we had to gather the spoilers from the promo clip. They’re not as good as the official ones,but they’ll have to do for now.
In the new episode 11, Blair and Dan get a suite all to themselves,and Blair gets all sexy,and suggests they do the nasty together,so they get right down to it. Unfortunately,they realize that the sex wasn’t so great. They both talk with friends about it.
Then at one point,Blair is seen,telling Dan,the sex was terrible. Needless to say,Dan doesn’t look too happy after that. Check it out,below. Episode 18 airs Monday,April 2nd at 7pm central time on the CW.
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| Bronze | Дата: Воскресенье, 04.03.2012, 02:33 | Сообщение # 302 |
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Gossip Girl Recap Recap: The Princess Dowry
This week, the usual love-story dramatics took a backseat to scheming— at least until the episode's final minutes. We found out about Billy Baldwin's infidelity with Carol and the real reason she hid her daughter; ChIvey evicted Lily and Rufus from the UES apartment she’s now inherited from CeCe; and Georgina passed the GG torch to Serena. But Queen B’s love saga did get its face time: She’s apparently taking a permanent break from Chuck (as permanent as her feelings get this season), her marriage to the prince is fixed via a couple word-of-mouth deals, she forgives Dan for releasing the video in about fifteen seconds, and finishes off the episode in a decidedly unpopular (as per our commenters) sticky kiss with the no-longer-just-“Humphrey." Here's the recap of the recap to hold us over until the next episode on April 2.
Realer than Lily having to lay her pretty head at her hubby’s place in Brooklyn:
Since Season 1,"Mrs. Princess Grimaldi/ the ex-future Mrs. Bass" has been unsure of her lovelife. Here's hoping that Serena and Chuck would hook up just for the sake of pissing off Blair and Dan.+100
The parallel between CB's last scene in 2x25 and Dan's "say it again" was just too cheesy, kind of the rotten cheese variety that makes me want to vomit. -100
So, Bart Bass who is a billionaire and now Rufus agreed to live in THEIR mother-in-law's house? You are such a ballbuster Cece. Love ya mwwah! RIP.Lookin' forward to your comeback as a ghost .+1000
Dearest Chuck my dream bad boy, Once again my heart was broken when Blair dumped you for the nth time. There are many fish in the sea, Bass(pun intended) . Love,Pink Salmon (Hell yeah!!!) + 100 –willyumarrymechuck
Props to Serena for wearing sleeves to Cece's wake. –lisaturtle
Plus 5 for Georgina's actual, literal, cleavage rhombus cut-out. –annstarrr
Blair was looking way better this episode, and she fixed her hair.
Hallelujah + 5
+10 for Lily having more compassion for her adopted son Chuck than any of her real children.
Also +20 for the inevitable return of Jack Bass. SUPER BASS –Sabbotage
April 2nd: A now "homeless" Lily moves into Chuck's suite at the Empire, and 5 seasons of the most palpable sexual tension is finally unleashed. Plus 100. –NOTENOUGH
Don’t think I missed Lily slamming her drink onto the table, without a coaster, after ChIvy kicked her out. You better believe that's going to leave a stain. Plus 20 for UES revenge, the way adults do it. –WhoWantsWaffles
+5 for the look on Lily's face when she realized she was going to have to move to Brooklyn. –lisams81
Georgina's unidentified man/lover/slave bore an uncanny resemblance to Rufus in his shawl collar sweater when bringing Georgina breakfast. Another Upper East Side house husband in the making. Plus 2. –househubby
Of course Serena would inherit Georgina's mantle as Gossip Girl -- Georgina's cleavage trapezoid foreshadowed it. + 30 –losethetulip
I have this theory that whatever it is that Dan's hair seems to be soaked in possibly emits a toxic scent that, when inhaled, causes people to become delusional, and that this must be what has happened to Blair. Therefore, if they introduced some sort of plot line where Dan had to get a haircut, Blair would regain her faculties. Plus one point for anyone who agrees. –blondephoenixrising
am I the only person who loves Dair? they're so cute. +5 for two of the actors on this show who have possibly read a book in real life getting to kiss and hug each other on-screen. –bananarama
After ChIvy turns the the VanDerWoodsen-Humphrey's out of their apartment, Rufus nearly jumps out of his sweater to remind Lilly of their 'other' apartment in the city. Finally, he has something to offer in the marriage aside from waffles and he's excited. +1 –tartinegramercy
I thought Georgina was away vacationing on a beach last week? She sure looks hella pale still. -10
And she already needs a mental health day, 3 days after returning. Yup, she is a housewife. +20
It seems that Georgina has finally gotten over the Gossip Girl learning curve. +5 for the return of slightly psychotic, badass Georgie. -15 fro that meaning she is leaving us soon. We all know the writers can't maintain a bamf character for long. –chuckismypuppy
Plus 10 for Ed Westwick's "smell the fart" acting reaching new levels in the scene where Blair walks away from him. Can you sprain a nostril? If so, he needs to insure those bad boys immediately. –rhondarhodes
LOL obviously William Van Der Woodsen slept with Carol. He had an affair with a transexual on Dirty Sexy Money. Plus 20. –serenaownsme
Plus four for Ivy Dickens! You go Ivy Dickens!
.... and none for Carol Rhodes. –cindab
Faker than an Irish-Catholic wake in WASP-Land:
I've just read some data survey — Chair to Dair fans ratio is 55:45. That's really bad news for the writers. They managed to split the audience in half. Whatever they do, they will be eaten alive. For some it might be too late to jump the cute Dair ship back to sexy Chair. –Cinderelle
At this point in time, I want to just start shipping a couple that the writers will never go for; Cherena. Hell, at this point I almost wish they'd bring Vanessa back, so I could watch the creepy sexual tension between her and Rufus. Anything is more palatable than Dair. –hell0lust
Also, -25 if the GG hair and makeup team don't give Chola an UES makeover in the next few episodes....that limp, stringy hair has got to go. –ilovechuck
I'm calling shenanigans on everything Nate did this episode:
Correctly adding up the number of hours since the ChIvy/Chola bomb dropped? Minus 5
Knowing that Vanilla Sky is a movie and not a flavor of gelato? Minus 3
Wearing pants to bed? Minus 2
Finding his way to the kitchen without getting lost? Minus 10
The only real things he did were pretending to have a job and plying a low-rent Rhodes with dessert because the rest of them would rather wear name brand clothes than eat more than spoonful or two of sorbet. So a reluctant Plus 2
Also, it's been over a year since he fired Ivan. Chuck's kinky fantasies might show him where the coffee is, but to actually make it? Minus 8
Although, it does prove how heartbroken he is if his closest relationship is with that espresso machine. Plus 3 –brooklyn_for_life
If only the CW could afford an A-list Baldwin, not B-list. Just think: Jack Donaghy could have walked into that wake, downed a whiskey, and straightened out the whole damn mess with one gravelly monologue. Minus 100, for forcing us to imagine the eventual scene where Serena has to say, You mean you're my dad AND my uncle? You mean YOU'RE my cousin AND my SISTER? Just...ick. –Tartine_Gramercy
Did anyone else notice Nate's mysteriously swollen upper lip in the earlier scenes? Plus 10 if it was because he's following in Rufus' Botox-happy footsteps because, of course. If any of the young men can identify with one's only value being there to look pretty and cater to his woman, it's our resident golden retriever. –lizhunter
Did anyone else think that when Blair and Dan kissed at the end, and Blair kept repeating "Dan" it reminded you of a less-spectacular, cheesy, almost gross version of 2x25? When Blair and Chuck were kissing and "I love you" was repeated?
Minus 10 for recycling material and making this "Chair" knock-off, but there again with low ratings and probably the equivalent of a quarter of a brain among the writers, what do you really expect? –ellevictrola
Anyone ever been to a MAC counter? Try to convince me that Blair doesn't get her makeup done there.
A mess! Her face and brain have been scrambled. –CallMe
Where is the gin? Where, I say! This is Cece. I'd be surprised if her will didn't stipulate that she be pickled and preserved in Tanqueray! Minus 10 –ImCharlieTrout
minus 50 for the bad health this show brought me as I threw up in my mouth every time Dan and Blair kissed –LUNCHBREAKFANTASY
Blair tells her royal minder that she wishes the best for Louis. You mean the guy that trapped you in a loveless marriage on threat of bankruptcy? That guy? Seriously what has happened to her this year? Any other season and Louis would be lisping from a shallow grave by now. Minus 200. –feed_the_ducks
Georgina handing over the reigns of Gossip Girl to Philip feels a lot like the writers handing over the GG script to monkeys... -1 hour of my life that I will never get back. –gumdropcookies
Blair watches an employee of the Monaghasque Royal Family talk into a phone to broker her annulment. She then does not call Louis or Sophie or their lawyers herself, or contact Cyrus, or check her phone to see if Cyrus called her about this very same, very important topic, as he was supposed to do that day, and she agrees to abide by the the terms this person sets out for her. Despite the fact that there was a lengthy written, notarized contract that got her into this mess, Blair considers this a legitimate deal and concludes that her marriage is now over. MINUS 500. –PurpleandGreen
And, as a major fan of The O.C., I'm offended that the GG writers are trying to Seth & Summer this Dair thing. First with the essay, now with the waiting-to-have-sex-and-it's-terrible storyline. Dan and Blair are no Seth and Summer and they never will be. Minus 50. –brandie_larue
Serena corrected her father on the name of a country in Africa. -8 because Serena would totally think Africa is a country not a continent. –hoyagirl05
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| Bronze | Дата: Суббота, 10.03.2012, 04:35 | Сообщение # 304 |
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Ed Westwick:
The Filthy Youth
Taylor Momsen’s band, The Pretty Reckless, may get all the press, but her Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick also had a successful music career as the front man for the British indie-punk band The Filthy Youth. While the group has benefited from Westwick’s series—two of its songs were featured on Gossip Girl—the 24-year-old actor himself has put his Filthy Youth career on hold since he’s been in New York. Though Westwick did tell Teen Vogue to put another band together someday—“You haven't heard the last of me yet."
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| Imagine | Дата: Среда, 14.03.2012, 09:30 | Сообщение # 305 |
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‘Gossip Girl’ Star Kaylee Defer Reveals Chuck & Blair’s Destiny
Our beloved Chuck and Blair may be apart for the time being, but Kaylee tells us she’s hopeful they will get back together soon. Rejoice, Chair fans!
HollywoodLife.com caught up with the lovely Kaylee Defer, 25, who plays the sneaky Ivy Dickens on Gossip Girl, and of course, we couldn’t help but try and squeeze any clues out of her as to whether or not Chuck (Ed Westwick) and Blair (Leighton Meester) will end up back together.
Her answer will make Chair fans smile!
“I think they have to, I think they have to for the sake of the fans,” Kaylee told us at the premiere of Jeff Who Lives At Home hosted by The Peggy Siegal Company and The Hollywood Reporter.
Kaylee also revealed that her and Leighton are friends off set! How cool!
“She’s great,” she said. “We hang out…the other night I took her to an open mic night at Village Underground which was really fun. She’s a blast, really mellow, low key, not a frou frou girl. Rolled up in sweats, a t-shirt, she likes to be really comfortable.”
We think it’s so cute they hang out off set! And we hope her answer to our Chair question was a big hint to what we should expect at the end of the season!
What do you think, HollywoodLifers? Will Chuck and Blair end up together? Vote and weigh in below.
– Written by Nicole Karlis, Reporting by Chloe Melas
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| Julia77 | Дата: Среда, 14.03.2012, 14:54 | Сообщение # 306 |
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| Imagine, good news  надеюсь Келли не троль, я как то после этого интервью стала к ней лучше относиться, как мало мне надо хе-хе
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| Bronze | Дата: Воскресенье, 18.03.2012, 05:19 | Сообщение # 307 |
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THE ‘GOSSIP GIRL’ CAST’S BEST MAGAZINE COVERS
I’m pretty sure that everyone here in the StyleCaster office is a Gossip Girl fan. While I think the show has slightly gone down the tubes as of late thanks to some truly crazy story lines, I will always have an enormous soft spot in my heart for the girls of Constance Billard and those rowdy St. Jude’s boys. In high school, I consumed those books at the same capacity I consume mozzarella sticks, and that’s really saying something. And let’s be real, the first two seasons will go down as the best TV seasons that have ever existed of any show. PERIOD.
Part of what makes Gossip Girl so perfect is the gorgeous cast. They have all transitioned into the worlds of glamour and fashion. For example, Blake Lively was a Chanel muse and Christian Louboutin seems to want to have her on his arm at every red carpet event he is honored at. Meanwhile, Taylor Momsen has made a major splash on the grunge scene thanks to the fact that she wears a uniform of fishnets and black eyeliner in lieu of clothes.
The moral of the story is that this cast can turn out a serious magazine cover. In honor of this fact, I’ve composed a gallery of their top covers. Click through for a look at pure perfection, and let us know what your fave is!
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| Bronze | Дата: Воскресенье, 18.03.2012, 05:30 | Сообщение # 308 |
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Gossip Girl, saison 5 : "Chuck et Blair sont des âmes soeurs" (vidéo)
Tout le monde a une opinion sur la manière dont la série Gossip Girl doit se terminer et quel couple doit prévaloir dans les intrigues du show. Alors qu'on parle aujourd'hui d'une possible saison 6 raccourcié, l'an prochain, la saison 5 de Gossip Girl se terminera prochainement et nombreux sont les fans qui espèrent voir Blair larguer Dan pour se remettre avec Chuk.
Même le comédien Ed Westwick explique dans une interview donnée à CW, qu'il souhaite voir cette fin pour son personnage : "Tout le monde est d'accord pour dire que Chuck et Blair sont des âmes soeurs. Mais peuvent-ils finir ensemble ? Rien n'est moins sûr. Les auteurs de Gossip Girl les poussent dans leurs derniers retranchements, mais ils vont trouver comment s'en sortir..."
Ed Westwick explique également la complicité qu'il a avec Leighton Meester sur le tournage de Gossip Girl : "Ce qui est bien avec Leighton, c'est qu'elle a un caracrète très cool. Elle est très drôle et on passe vraiment de bons moments. C'est vraiment quelqu'un d'adorable."
"Si je n'avais pas pu être acteur, je crois que j'aurais été chirurgien platique..." plaisante Ed Westwick. "Non, j'aurais sûrement été un artiste raté... Un musicien raté..."
La saison 5 de Gossip Girl reviendra le lundi 2 avril prochain, sur CW. Regardez la vidéo ci-dessous :
Gossip Girl, saison 5 : pour Ed Westwick, Chuck est l'âme soeur de Blair
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| Bronze | Дата: Воскресенье, 18.03.2012, 05:41 | Сообщение # 309 |
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The 10 Wittiest Characters on TV — Vampire Diaries, PLL, Gossip Girl and More!
Let’s face it. Even peeps on TV shows have to tell it like it is sometimes! Gossip Girl and Revenge wouldn’t be nearly as fun to watch without Chuck Bass saying “I’m Chuck Bass” every five minutes or Nolan Ross saying “Bad girl” when he sees a burning house. But they aren’t the only characters who’ve perfected snark. Here are more of our faves who are full of witty one-liners…
Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl
GG would never be the same without Chuck Bass! Sure, his witty comments have mellowed out with his party boy ways, but we can still appreciate those less and less frequent zingers. The ultimate was when Chuck and Blair were happily dating without Louis in the picture. We miss those days!
Our fave quote: ”He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies.”
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| Bronze | Дата: Воскресенье, 01.04.2012, 11:01 | Сообщение # 310 |
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Ed Westwick & Chace Crawford Look Wickedly Sexy For ‘Gossip Girl’ [PHOTOS]
Seriously, could the men of Gossip Girl be any sexier? Just look at Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford! It’s like someone put all the happiness in the world in a blender and out popped these two lovely lads. Ed and Chace were spotted on the set of the hit show doing what they do best–wearing fabulous clothes.
Last week we spotted Ed wearing a fabulously sexy suit and this week he’s in some sort of tuxedo thing. Also, he’s wearing red sock. Only Chuck could get away with that. This week it was Chace’s turn to sport the suit and boy does he do it well. I love photos from the Gossip Girl set because everyone is always dressed to the nines.
Don’t you sometimes wish you could be friends with Ed and Chace? That way you could just stare at them and it wouldn’t be weird cause you’re friends! Until that happens, feel free to stare away at all the photos in the gallery. Also, red socks. Can’t get over it!
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| MsSophia | Дата: Пятница, 13.04.2012, 08:13 | Сообщение # 311 |
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| Ответ Блэр «я считаю, что я не привыкла видеть Чака несебялюбивым»
Когда я услышала, что сказала Блэр, я чуть не ударила кулаком по экрану своего ноутбука и не разбила его на части.
Что за чёрт БЛЭР: «что не привыкла видеть Чака делающим что-либо несебялюбивое???»
Ты серьезно ВСЁ, что он когда-либо делал с тех пор, как он был с тобой абсолютно несебялюбиво. Даже когда ты встречалась с Нэйтом, он все ещё был НЕСЕБЯЛЮБИВЫМ.
ПОМНИТЕ КОГДА..
1. Он устраивал вам прекрасный выпускной бал, когда вы встречались с его лучшим другом.
2. Он голосовал за вас 150 раз за королеву бала.
3. Он ставил ваше счастье выше своего…МНОГО РАЗ.
4. Он отпустил вас 4х22 чтобы вы были счастливы с Луи.
5. Он видел, как вы целуетесь с Нейтом и ничего не сделал с этим.
6. Он был единственным, кто сказал Луи чтобы он не оставлял вас, когда книга Дэна стала общественным достоянием, «Не переставай думать по-своему из-за чей-то беллетристики».
7. Он поцеловал вас в 5х07, чтобы вы были свободной. «Единственный способ для Блэр двигаться дальше это если она будет думать, что я никогда не изменюсь. Я должен был поцеловать ее, чтобы освободить».
8. Он устроил так чтобы вы получили место в Колумбийском университете, когда вы застряли в Нью-Йоркском с Джорджиной.
9. Он сказал вам, что хочет чтобы вы были счастливы даже если не с ним. «Я просто хочу, чтобы ты была счастлива, мне очень жаль, что этого не может быть со мной».
10. Он вернул кольцо Гарри Уинстону, когда вы просили его чтобы он позволил вам идти дальше. «Я вернул его, потому что ты попросила меня отпустить тебя. Я хотел идти дальше, чтобы у тебя была счастливая жизнь, которую ты заслуживаешь».
11. Он заплатил фотографу 3х04 только для того, чтобы вы почувствовали себя особенной и поверили в себя ещё раз.
12. Он не хотел быть частью вашего мира, думая, что так лучше будет для вас. «Твой мир будет лучше если я не вернусь».
ЧАК САМЫЙ БЕСКОРЫСТНЫЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК, КОТОРОГО Я КОГДА-ЛИБО ВИДЕЛА, И ВЫ НЕ ПОНИМАЕТЕ ЧТО ЭТО ПРОСТОЕ ОТРИЦАНИЕ.
Он заплатил ваше чёртово приданое. И не хотел чтобы вы об этом узнали. И так ЗАТКНИСЬ Блэр и перестань быть сукой.
Ещё одна вещь вы ничего не возмещаете парню который просто заплатил ваше приданое обычное текстовое сообщение и отказались помочь ему с его проблемами, связанными с мамой когда он приезжает к вам.
ОН ИЗВИНИЛСЯ ЗА ВСЁ ЧТО ОН СДЕЛАЛ, ТАК ОСТАНОВИСЬ ЖЕ, ИСПОЛЬЗОВАТЬ «ты продал меня за отель» ПРОТИВ НЕГО. ПАРЕНЬ ИЗВИНИЛСЯ, ЧТО ОН ЕЩЁ ДОЛЖЕН СДЕЛАТЬ.
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Перевод специально для группы ♥Chuck & Blair♥!
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| inga_1977 | Дата: Среда, 18.04.2012, 01:51 | Сообщение # 312 |
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| Quote Gossip Girl made progress for The CW in the ratings last night (Monday), Nielsen overnight data indicates.
The Ed Westwick teen drama pulled in 1.1m (0.6) last night, its best audience since February.
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Gossip Girl Recap Recap: Raiders of the Lost Art
This week, despite a Scooby Doo plotline that had the Upper East Siders decoding a diary/daybook with another book, commenters got a few of their wishes. GG writers seem to have awoken from their slumbers/comas (perhaps they faked their own deaths Bart Bass–style) and delivered on some recap comment pleas from long ago. Whatever the reason, commenters are happy about a few main players — dare we say it? — returning to their former glory. A quick scroll through mostly positive comments goes something like: Bart Bass is alive PLUS 10 BILLION, Queen B is back to scheming, RIDICULOUS story line (as usual), Chair is back!!!, and Dair is dying. Our thoughts exactly. Now on to the recap of the recap.
Realer Than Vanya Running Up the DSL Bill With a World of Warcraft Obsession
Dorota is Blair's 'inside man'. +10. Her skills are never ending.
Gossip Girl's first blast back is hating on Dair. +20. SHE knows a Waldorf does not belong in Brooklyn. –CHUCKISMYPUPPY
Nate “played it clueless” when Diana asked about her day planner. There’s no other way you know how Nate, there’s no other way you know how. Plus 5.
Congrats, Lola. Getting pancakes made by some boy toy in an Upper East Side apartment is the first step to being initiated as a Rhodes girl. Plus 10.
There’s no way snob/hipster Dan texts “bout,” least of all to Blair. Minus 10.
Of course Diana’s username is DIANAPAYNE, in all caps. Read in that fake British accent/attempt-at-sexy-cougar-voice-that-comes-out-as-a-growl. Plus 10. –HOUSEHUBBY
I promised this show something weeks ago (probably seasons ago, truthfully, but I'm too lazy to go through years of scoring to check) and now it has finally earned it...
BART BASS LIVES - ONE BILLION POINTS!!! –TRUMPETSTRUMPET
Plus 10 for the return of Blair's writer. "Serena lite" and all of the wonderful Nate insults just warmed my heart.
Plus 2 for this being the second week of the costume department making clear their allegiance to Chair. Why else would Blair be dressing Dan in a purple shirt in the first scene? –MACARONSANDSCOTCH
OMG the NJBC, Chair scheming, the Dark Knight Sr. Rises (from the dead), and HoHum says" I love you" only for Blair to respond in the coldest way possible (by not even awkwardly acknowledging it, but simply treating it like he said something as life-changing as "I make a mean apple pie, you know"). My life is complete. At least for the next 45 minutes. PLUS 100! –LPYCB42
Plus 25 for Serena's only real friends being the berries she spends all her evenings with, staring at but never eating. Along with Dan's sentient muppet hair, it's time for those berries to get their own place in the credits. They certainly get more screentime than Rufus. –FEED_THE_DUCKS
If there were ever any doubts that the GG writers are cribbing from these recaps, the numerous references to Nate the Pothead has officially removed them. +100 –NYMAG_FAN
Dan: "I love you.... you know that, right?"
Blair, with a 'look at all the shits I give' expression: "I do now."
+1000
Pretty much encapsulated their entire relationship in two lines. –ALLIEC
Plus 69 for Chuck's slinky moves in the brothel. He rubbed everything (whole body action) on that first lady of the night they encountered when there was more than enough room for him to just move aside.
Plus 20 for Nate and Blair not reacting because really what else do you expect Chuck to do in a brothel. –14A
Real Gossip Girl talking about Dair: "Haven't we paid the toll enough for this relationship?" Plus 1000. –KANGAROOTATTOO
Ahhh the magic that is Chuck and Blair. Finally! +20. It'll be plus infinity if they get back together, but for now, it's a start.
It does seem like the writing is taking cues from the NY Mag comments. I'll give the writers a +10 for that. At least they recognize some good stuff even if they can't actually think of it themselves.
Was that a brothel or a petting zoo? Please. There's more action in a midwestern hotel chain on prom night. -50
Bart's back from his extended stay in Offscreenlandia! No points though. The generous helping of points in favor are cancelled out by the stupidity and clumsiness of this lame plot. Has he been swapping secrets and gin with Cece? Will she return from Offscreenlandia? Or is she stuck there, babysitting Blair's lost baby who will not only turn up as not having died in the first place, but as the spawn of Chuck. I'd actually award infinity points for that too, if it means Chuck and Blair get back together. Basically I'll ignore a whole damn lot of weak and lame writing for a Chair reunion.
+100 if the season finale ends with a shot of Bobby Ewing in Blair's shower. –3WORDS8LETTERS
Plus 15 for the unspoken "I'm the only hooker he needs!" that Blair basically said when she rolled over the castle ho. –ABBY_E
Blair's fake British accent is better than Diana's real British accent. Plus 3 –BROOKLYN_FOR_LIFE
It's a good thing Rufus has been staying in Brooklyn, it appears he won't be leaving anytime soon now. Welcome back Bart! (+718) –CHUCKISMYHOMEBOY
Since Bart isn't dead, his marriage to Lily wasn't terminated by his death and they certainly didn't get divorced. Lily's still married to Bart as well as Rufus! Plus +3 for adding bigamy to a show that regularly features incest. –ANNSTARRR
Faker Than Bart Bass’s First Death
Dan has obviously never watched The Hills. You always choose Paris, Lonely Boy, ALWAYS! Learn from LC's mistake!
But seriously, you can't spend like 9 weeks away from a girl you have been dating for a few weeks? With Skype and everything? -1000. –CHUCKISMYPUPPY
The show has gone from being dumb to utterly ridiculous! Bart Bass back from the dead? Eye roll. When did GG become GeneralHospital? -200
So if Chuck already made a copy of the planner, then what’s the big deal with returning it to Diana? Incomprehensible plot contrivance. -12 --TOBLERLERONE
Is Blair's recent hair limpness attributable to the water pressure in Brooklynbeing substandard? No points, just wondering. –MARAHE
Dan tells Blair he trusts her. 10 mins later he stalks her, questions her, lies to her and gives up an opportunity of a lifetime because he cant handle his girlfriend spending time with her childhood friends and certain kink master in purple. – 10 –JJOVANA3
As I heard Dan say the words "O-G-B. Original Gangster Blair." my eyes slowly expanded in deep humiliation. Dan, seriously, I've been vouching for you on these comment boards for months. You are killing me. Minus 1000.
"I think I just quoted Ray-J."-Dan
"I don't know who that is, but sure."-Blair
Firstly, why is a professional author quoting a "rapper"-turned-soul-sucking-celebutard? Secondly, I refuse to admit I know who he is too, all the time. Plus 20, because Blair hasn't stooped THAT low.
Sorry B, but you look like a little boy in Herve Leger. Minus 2. –LDCLUNA
I want to try to get into a cab and yell "Follow this car" to see what happens in real life. –VOLANT
-100 If this turns into some kind of witness protection program thing, but plus 100 if it's the oposite and Bart is on the run from the law. –ANUNKINDRAVENBASS
What if it's really just a Bart Bass hologram produced by Dr. Dre? –TUCKERNUCK
Rufus Humphrey as the sole voice of reason?
No. Minus a million. –THENEXT_MRSBASS
Love that the old gang is back together scheming but the detective work is a little suspect. They figure out Diana's secret with what is essentially a decoder ring? What is this, Scooby Doo? Minus 3. –24YANKS
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| “Undeniable chemistry” - 5x23 Recaps
Examiner.com
“Ed Westwick and Leighton Meester play these roles so well and there is such undeniable chemistry between them that it is hard not to root for the “Chair” relationship to succeed.”
Wetpaint
“Then he delivers the best line of all: ‘Is there anywhere you have to be right now?’ As we will see the rest of the episode, where Chuck’s concerned, the answer for Blair is always no.”
WSJ.com
“Poor Chuck. So he tries to find out who was blackmailing his father. Guess who is going to help him? Queen Blair!”
Hollywood Life
“But just as Blair was preparing to host the interviewer, Chuck needed her help. And that is something she obviously can’t say no to.”
Buddy TV
“While Blair looks happy to be going off to Rome, there seems to be a hesitation there. Is it Chuck?”
TV Fanatic
“Perhaps most significantly, the second coming of Bart brought Chuck closer to Blair.”
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