Chuck: I'm all for old habits dying hard. But you and Nate? Isn't that a little bit "been there, done that"? Got dumped twice.
Blair: Nate and I are purely platonic.
Chuck: I've seen you leave his place in the morning.
Blair: Ugh! Of course, you're stalking me. You know, if you were any good at it, you would know. I bring him breakfast. We're just friends, we haven't shared so much as a kiss, even.
Chuck: Friends. That makes total sense. There's no sparks between you two, never was. You're like a green twig and a soggy match. A rusty hammer and an icy nail.
Blair: Nate and I have, had plenty of sparks. Better than that fireworks.
Chuck: That was us.
Blair: Chuck, don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, excuse me if neither (not sure if it's "neither", that's what I hear) were over, I'm exhausted.
Chuck: So what, you're with Nate because it's easy?
Blair: I'm not with Nate! But if I was, what's wrong with easy? Maybe it's easy because it's right.
Chuck: Oh, really? Is that why Nate is so reluctant to break things off with Vanessa? You do know they're still dating, right?
