We wouldn't be surprised if pretty soon "Gossip Girl" writers started stealing from one of their stars Kelly Rutherford's personal life in order to make the show more interesting. Rutherford's divorce has taken an even nastier turn with the actress claiming that she has had to call the police on her soon-to-be ex-husband in the past. Meanwhile, he claims that Rutherford's work schedule has been bad for their two-year-old son Hermes.

Whoa, this is shaping up to be just like Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's divorce, except with people we care even less about. And with less amusing talk about one of them wanting the other's sperm and all the prostitute jokes we got to make about Charlie...and Denise.

In a court document filed January 16th, Rutherford wrote that she called police while she and husband Daniel Giersch were staying at the Wales Hotel in New York because Giersch, "kept yelling at me in front of Hermes, and threatening that he was going to take Hermes. [He] kept saying that I was 'going to learn,' and that he was 'going to teach [me] a lesson.'" Rutherford added that her husband is "an avid boxer and a kickboxer, and I am intimidated by him."

Two months later, a similar incident occurred in LA. Rutherford writes that Giersch "had cornered me and come within inches of my face. He would not back away. I was crying and [he] was yelling at me. I remember [him] again saying that I was 'going to learn' and he was again threatening to take Hermes away.'"

Giersch released a statement through his lawyer to People, saying, "I don't want to comment because all of these accusations from Kelly are false and are intended to damage my reputation. I am solely seeking what is in our children's best interest."

Rutherford is currently four months pregnant with the couple's second child, a daughter. Hopefully all this will be figured out before she's born, or she's no doubt destined to turn out at least as screwed up as one of the totally screwed up kids on "Gossip Girl" whose parents couldn't get their acts together long enough for their kids to have a chance at not being stuck-up sex-addicted weirdos.